'Bout time I change shit up around here. I'm a mother fucking Supernaturalist above all else, bitches, and if you don't like it you can sucketh thine holy cock. I ship literally everything, so expect a lot of weird shit. Don't like it? Good. Didn't like you anyways.
((Despite all this, I'm actually a really nice person sometimes! So don't worry. I don't bite. Unless you're in to that.))-Luci
John: good evening, you alright?
Martin: what the fuck
Benedict: oh my gosh hi, I am so sorry are you okay? can I get you anything?
Derek: stiles is such a dumbass omg
Tyler: smh shut up u love him
Dylan: aayyyyy lmao
Castiel: I am castiel, angel of the lord
Misha: lmao yeah okay did u see this video of me cooking with my son
Captain Jack: I like dick
John: I like dick
Matt: Its crazy how we finish eachothers-
Matt: THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”
i have been laughing for 3 million years